Question To Ponder From SWMBO

So, there we are back in the summer driving back from our seasonally pitched Caravan in Dorset. Where of course it never rains BTW LOL. As we pass the Motorway sign for "The New Forest" Mrs. H comes out with " Well what did they do with the old one then?
Answers on a postcard please.......................................

Good question. Just like most things, the NEW Forest is not quite as good as the OLD Forest, it costs more and is smaller.

Then of course there's the our friends the health and safety issues.
I bet in the old forest you could wander round without being told to "Beware of Falling Conkers" or, " Caution, leaves may be wet & slippery" etc.
Mind you, I believe King Rufus met an untimely end in the New (Old) Forest.